NASA Seeking Astronauts

Faced with a potential shortfall of qualified personnel, NASA is currently accepting new applications for its astronaut-training program. What do you think?

  • “Perfect! I've had a hard time finding work, and it would be nice to keep the family in Houston.”

    Luke Avsec –

  • “I’ve always dreamed of going into space. Then I wipe the sweat off my brow and try to get back to sleep.”

    Keith Hoenes –
    Inseam Trimmer

  • “In the application, can you state that, instead of being sent to Mars, you'd prefer being miniaturized and injected into someone's bloodstream?" ”

    Rebecca McClain –

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