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NASA Seeking Astronauts

November 17, 2011 | ISSUE 47•46

Faced with a potential shortfall of qualified personnel, NASA is currently accepting new applications for its astronaut-training program. What do you think?

Perfect! I've had a hard time finding work, and it would be nice to keep the family in Houston.

Luke Avsec
Unemployed
I’ve always dreamed of going into space. Then I wipe the sweat off my brow and try to get back to sleep.

Keith Hoenes
Inseam Trimmer
In the application, can you state that, instead of being sent to Mars, you'd prefer being miniaturized and injected into someone's bloodstream?"

Rebecca McClain
Attorney

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