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Area Telemarketer Awash In Sea Of Human Misery
09.23.97 | ISSUE 32•08
FD&C Blue #5 To Restore Beauty Of World's Oceans
09.16.97 | ISSUE 32•07
SAT Found To Be Biased In Favor Of Non-Hungover
Baseball Season Rumored To Be Underway
05.14.97 | ISSUE 31•18
Baby Found On Doorstep Moved To Neighbor's Doorstep
10.16.02 | ISSUE 38•38
Man Forgets He Has Infant Strapped To Back
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