NASA To Send New Rover To Mars In 2020

American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 48•49 • Dec 6, 2012

Following the success of its Curiosity rover, which has made key discoveries about the past existence of liquid water on the surface of Mars, NASA announced its intention to send another large rover to the Red Planet in the year 2020. What do you think?

“Ha, ha, ha! Like NASA is going to be around in 2020.”
Ralph Roth –
Homicide Squad Sargeant
“That’s stupid. Can’t NASA think of any other planets?”
Olga Swan –
Embossing Machine Operator
“Wow, what an amazing idea. Have they considered sending a third one after that?”
Thad Slevin –
Meat Smoker

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