American Voices

Nation Faces Record Heat

August 3, 2006 | ISSUE 42•31

A devastating heat wave that began in the Southwest is moving through the Midwest and East, racking up record-breaking, triple-digit temperatures. What do you think?

  • As a radio DJ, I couldn't be happier. 'Heat Wave,' 'Summer In the City,' 'Fire'­—they just don't make 'em like that anymore.

    Ryan Lalley
    DJ

  • I'm tired of this shameless viral marketing for An Inconvenient Truth. The movie premiered in May. Enough already!

    Justin Henson
    Paper Maker

  • The nice thing about a heat wave is that everybody's trying to stay cool indoors and you can go to the bathroom pretty much wherever you want outside.

    Lisa Jennings
    Radiologist

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