National Meat Surplus
Pork profits are substantially lower than last year because of a massive meat surplus. What do you think?
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I have just the tonic for a stagnant market in pork—product placement. The new Charlotte's Web movie is coming out this Christmas. Problem solved!
Lulu Quisling
Lineman -
Buy low, sell high. This is the investment opportunity of a lifetime!
Herb LaFayette
Optometrist -
I don't want to hear any more about this. I'm already eating as much bacon as I possibly can.
Chuck Gimmino
Copy-Shop Clerk
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