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Area Spoon Only Rinsed For Past 18 Months
04.16.11 | ISSUE 47•15
Goldfish Dying To Be Petted Just Once
04.09.11 | ISSUE 47•14
Jukebox Pretending Oasis CD Too Scratched To Play
04.05.11 | ISSUE 47•14
Cockatiel Can't Take A Punch
06.19.02 | ISSUE 38•23
Dept. Of Transportation Discontinues 'Bridge Out 8 Feet Ahead' Sign
12.19.01 | ISSUE 37•46
Neighbor's House Fire Kind Of Beautiful, Actually
11.19.11 | ISSUE 47•46
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