American Voices

NBC Universal To Buy Oxygen

October 16, 2007 | ISSUE 43•42

NBC Universal has agreed to pay $925 million for Oxygen, the media company designed to attract women. What do you think?

  • Of course, that's only 70 percent of what they would pay for a male-oriented network.

    Terry Altman
    Fireman

  • Wow, Oprah's going to have a really, really big boat now.

    Liz Kobler
    Hat Salesperson

  • If this means the badass coach on Friday Night Lights is somehow replaced by a woman, I am going to be really pissed.

    Dave Cooley
    Drawbridge Operator

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