Our article about fall fashions published yesterday and written by Jerry Tan, Steven Heitz, Jessi Banks, Sara Moore, Jennifer Adler, Stephanie Fields, Matthew Gobson, Fran Hess, and John Fisher neglected to recognize three crucial contributors: Bonnie Yates, Maura Fallon, and Lexi Maloney. The Onion regrets the oversight.
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.
The headline of Tuesday's article about homegrown terrorism was not as alarmist as it could have been.
After defending Cindy for years, The Onion finally realized she’s no good. You were right.