Our article about fall fashions published yesterday and written by Jerry Tan, Steven Heitz, Jessi Banks, Sara Moore, Jennifer Adler, Stephanie Fields, Matthew Gobson, Fran Hess, and John Fisher neglected to recognize three crucial contributors: Bonnie Yates, Maura Fallon, and Lexi Maloney. The Onion regrets the oversight.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.