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Phone-Sex Ad Masturbated To For 0 Cents A Minute
10.30.02 | ISSUE 38•40
Motorist Overwhelmed By Array Of Jerky Choices
10.23.02 | ISSUE 38•39
Baby Found On Doorstep Moved To Neighbor's Doorstep
10.16.02 | ISSUE 38•38
Charlton Heston's Gun Taken From His Cold, Dead Hands
04.07.08 | ISSUE 44•15
Excercise Ball All The Way Over There
12.05.07 | ISSUE 43•49
Joe Walsh Executed To Keep 'Eagles Greatest Hits' Sales Ahead Of 'Thriller'
07.28.09 | ISSUE 45•31
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