Netflix $1 Million Offer

Netflix is currently offering $1 million to anyone who can improve its personal movie recommendations system. What do you think?

  • “I thought Jurassic Park was pretty good. Did I win?”

    George Muybridge –
    Pest Control

  • “I think instead they should take that million and make a movie that everybody likes, with Billy Crystal and a really cute puppy and lots of violence. Or mermaids. One or the other.”

    Warren Edison –
    Hammock Maker

  • “This is just like the famous MacArthur Genius Grant, except, the MacArthur Genius Grant doesn’t benefit mankind in any way.”

    Esther Melies –
    Bicycle Messenger

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