American Voices

New Air-Travel Guidelines

September 29, 2006 | ISSUE 42•39

U.S. airlines are now allowing small quantities of fluids onto airplanes. What do you think?

  • Thank God. I don't think I'd be able to make one more flight from New York to Chicago with a mouthful of shampoo.

    Elaine Siegel
    Sales Representative

  • The ban was a necessary precaution. We have to be willing to make these kinds of sacrifices if we're going to prevent scientifically impossible terrorist attacks.

    Alex Hunter
    Surveyor

  • By giving passengers renewed access to these gels, lotions, and shampoos, we run the risk of creating a very dangerous, highly evasive, and super-slippery terrorist able to avoid all manners of restraint.

    Ed Johansen
    Systems Analyst

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