New All-White Basketball League Launched

American Voices • ISSUE 46•03 • Jan 26, 2010

Augusta, GA boxing promoter Don "Moose" Lewis has announced the creation of The All-American Basketball League, comprised entirely of all-white, American-born players. What do you think?

“So basically, my dad's high school basketball team in rural North Dakota circa 1955 times twelve. OK. I don't think we have much to worry about here."”
Paul Krendler –
Bombsight Specialist
“The All-Star Weekend ought to be really impressive, what with the Layup Competition and Crisp Chest Pass Off."”
Ardelia Mapp –
Thread Cutter
“Now maybe I can actually follow a game. Those colored fellows move awful fast"”
Albert Roden –
Wall Washer

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