American Voices

New All-White Basketball League Launched

January 26, 2010 | ISSUE 46•03

Augusta, GA boxing promoter Don "Moose" Lewis has announced the creation of The All-American Basketball League, comprised entirely of all-white, American-born players. What do you think?

  • So basically, my dad's high school basketball team in rural North Dakota circa 1955 times twelve. OK. I don't think we have much to worry about here."

    Paul Krendler
    Bombsight Specialist

  • The All-Star Weekend ought to be really impressive, what with the Layup Competition and Crisp Chest Pass Off."

    Ardelia Mapp
    Thread Cutter

  • Now maybe I can actually follow a game. Those colored fellows move awful fast"

    Albert Roden
    Wall Washer

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