New Antibiotic-Resistant Gonorrhea Strain Found

American VoicesOpinion ISSUE 47•28 Jul 13, 2011

Investigators at the Centers for Disease Control have identified a new strain of gonorrhea that is resistant to the effects of most antibiotics. What do you think?

  • “If only those goddamn bioethicists would quit meddling with my gonorrhea-resistant human research.”

    Allison Stratton –
    Biologist

  • “Hey, ladies, no worries here. My gonorrhea is still 100 percent treatable by cephalosporins. So what do you say, mamacita?”

    Jason Bayley –
    Systems Analyst

  • “Suddenly I don't really want to get gonorrhea anymore.”

    Mike Diā€™Anno –
    Unemployed

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