NEWARK, DE—University of Delaware freshman Jared Kramer was overheard referring to dormitory Wolfington-Packard Hall by its full name yesterday, causing confusion among friends and upperclassmen. "It took me about five minutes to realize he was talking about the Wolf Pack," said junior Tracy Lee, who was on her way to Mem Hall to meet up with friends. "I haven't heard it called that since I lived in the Pit." At press time, Kramer was seen clutching his orientation packet and trying to find his way to the Blender for his chemistry lecture.
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