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New Drug Lengthens Eyelashes

November 22, 2007 | ISSUE 43•47

A glaucoma drug called Lumigan is now being marketed for its side effect of growing eyelashes longer. What do you think?

  • No thanks. My current glaucoma medication has the more beneficial side effect of getting me high off my ass.

    Jerome Blair
    Mechanic

  • Why not just come out and say that you don't like my eyelashes?! Oh God, I'm sorry. I just feel so inadequate and angry about my tiny lashes.

    Geoff Hooper
    Window Dresser

  • After 10 weeks of use, my eyelashes have never been fuller and longer and I am unequivocally a better person because of it.

    Charlotte Tydrich
    Mail Sorter

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