New Drug Lengthens Eyelashes

A glaucoma drug called Lumigan is now being marketed for its side effect of growing eyelashes longer. What do you think?

  • “No thanks. My current glaucoma medication has the more beneficial side effect of getting me high off my ass.”

    Jerome Blair –
    Mechanic

  • “Why not just come out and say that you don't like my eyelashes?! Oh God, I'm sorry. I just feel so inadequate and angry about my tiny lashes.”

    Geoff Hooper –
    Window Dresser

  • “After 10 weeks of use, my eyelashes have never been fuller and longer and I am unequivocally a better person because of it.”

    Charlotte Tydrich –
    Mail Sorter

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