New Facebook App Tells You Suitors Waiting

WaitingRoom, a new Facebook application, lets users in a relationship know when other people become interested in them romantically, revealing these secret admirers' identities only when users switch their status to "single." What do you think?

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  “Not for me, thanks. I prefer to let my crush know that I'm interested the old-fashioned way: waiting outside her garage door until she goes to put out the trash, then leaping out at her and giving her a hug."”

  Terry Landmark –
  Inlayer

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  “I'm a Southern lady with traditional values. I prefer that prospective gentlemen callers first declare their intentions through my father's Facebook page.”

  Danielle Coombs –
  Whiting-Machine Operator

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  “I can't believe it. This is a blatant rip-off of Adult Friendfinder's 'Sloppy Seconds' app."”

  Wallace Peters –
  Lawyer