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New Genetic Links To Baldness Found

November 28, 2008 | ISSUE 44•48

A new report in the journal Nature Genetics points to genetic markers for baldness that could be screened for. What do you think?

  • One day, perhaps in the near future, we'll be able to tell just by DNA testing who is bald.

    Katie Burns
    Systems Analyst

  • These doctors are always one step ahead. Like when I think of curing cancer, they've already moved on to male pattern baldness.

    Chuck Dannan
    Public Relations

  • Too bad they didn't discover this before my dad died. That could have significantly reduced the snickering heard as friends and relatives passed the open casket.

    Peter Doan
    Unemployed

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