American Voices

New Home Sales Up 11%

July 29, 2009 | ISSUE 45•31

Sales of new homes jumped 11 percent to their highest point this year. What do you think?

  • If this recession has taught us anything, it’s that buying your own home is the first step toward global financial collapse.

    Kirsten Savoie
    Notary Public

  • Why are people buying houses? Don't they know they can just crash on their brother's couch?

    Rick Sontag
    Systems Analyst

  • Eleven percent?! Where can I go buy some houses?

    Homer Wasserstrom
    Wall Crane Operator

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