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    New Mall Off Route 9

    Letters To The Editor • Opinion • ISSUE 46•42 • Oct 20, 2010
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    Dear The Onion,

    A part of me agrees with your stance in favor of the new mall being built off Route 9, but another part of me just can't get behind it. I've sent a letter defending both perspectives so you can decide which one you'd like to print.

    Lynn Hawthorne, Paloma, CA

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