American Voices

New Mariah Carey CD Has Ads

October 1, 2009 | ISSUE 45•40

The 34-page booklet for Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel, the new CD from Island Def Jam recording artist Mariah Carey, includes advertisements for such products as Elizabeth Arden cosmetics. What do you think?

  • Oh, well, that's not so bad. Or does it have songs, too?"

    Frank Paterson
    Building Inspector

  • I like being marketed to. It's like someone out there still thinks I'm employable."

    Tom Weiss
    Unemployed

  • I am always happy to hear about potentially lucrative new revenue streams for Mariah Carey."

    Adrienne Hysen
    Bus Driver

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