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New Oil Field Discovered

September 11, 2006 | ISSUE 42•36

The Chevron Corporation has discovered an oil field in the Gulf of Mexico which could possibly produce 6,000 barrels a day. What do you think?

  • And to think I was going to have trouble finding a market for my diesel-powered laptop.

    Jeremy Slocumb
    Inventor

  • I'd say after 4 billion years, the environment has had a pretty good run.

    Sheryl Mulhally
    Archivist

  • opefully this news will bring smiles to the faces of those poor oil executives whose only good news last year was record profit.

    Brandon Lyle
    Systems Analyst

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