New Year's Resolutions
Every year, Americans celebrate the New Year by resolving to change some aspect of their lives. What is your New Year's resolution?
“Thanks for the heads-up. I'm going to make my resolution now and get a week's jump on all the other chumps.”
Darcy Fletcher –
Elevator Inspector“I observe the Jewish New Year, Rosh Hashanah, which has already happened. For that New Year, I resolved to let everyone know that January 1st is not the only New Year.”
Ross Bernstein –
Systems Analyst“I'm glad New Year's is coming up. I've been looking for an excuse to finally take care of this gangrenous leg.”
Matt Tulley –
Cabinetmaker



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