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    New York City

    Slideshow • Local • ISSUE 46•08 • Mar 16, 2010
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    • Giuliani Spotted Sleeping On New York City Subway

      NEW YORK—Giuliani, once a beloved New York figure who earned the nickname
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    • 40-Foot American Flag Pin Welded To Statue Of Liberty

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    • Staten Island Historians Piece Together Genealogy Of Wu-Tang Clan

      NEW YORK—"We have pinpointed the start of the Wu-Tang reign, as well as the moment of its downfall," said Robert Wilburn, a noted scholar on the House of RZA.
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    • Couple's Divorce Stuns Tight-Knit Community Of Manhattan

      MANHATTAN, NY—Nestled in the southeast corner of New York State, Manhattan is an old-fashioned sort of community, the kind of place where people still live in close proximity to one another and walk to the corner store to pick up the daily paper.
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    • 'Most E-Mailed' List Tearing New York Times' Newsroom Apart

      NEW YORK—Nearly two dozen staffers, including four Pulitzer Prize winners and a Baghdad correspondent, have requested transfers to the Times' Home and Garden and Travel desks.
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    • Yankees Building New Vacation Stadium In The Hamptons

      The new facility will be an intimate beachfront stadium where the Yankees can go to get away from the hustle and bustle of New York City.
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    • Accountants Pack Times Square For Fiscal New Year

      NEW YORK–Amidst a blizzard of white, yellow, and pink forms in triplicate, a jubilant crowd of more than 800,000 accountants jammed Times Square Saturday night to ring in the fiscal new year.
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    • New York Marathon Winner Tests Positive For Performance-Enhancing Horse

      NEW YORK—Officials from New York Road Runners stripped American Meb Keflezighi of his 2009 ING New York City Marathon victory Wednesday after a blood sample taken from his fetlock was found to contain high levels of performance-enhancing horse.
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    • Bronx Zoo Unveils New Loitering-Teens Exhibit

      BRONX, NY—After months of public anticipation, the Bronx Zoo finally opened its new loitering-teens exhibit Saturday.
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    • Police Race To Scene Of Car Alarm

      BROOKLYN, NY—Law-enforcement officials leapt into action Tuesday, when it became clear that a Saab Turbo convertible was in peril.
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