CorrectionsOpinion ISSUE 48•27 Jul 7, 2012

Last week this publication announced it was moving New York to Chicago. That statement was incorrect. It should have read "moving from New York to Chicago." Moving New York to Chicago would be impossible, and plus everybody would hate it. The Onion regrets the error.

More Corrections

Mule Rank

The mule should have been No. 5 instead of No. 12 on our annual animal rankings. The Onion regrets the error.

Blank Paper

Monday’s paper was blank. The Onion apologizes.

Julie

In yesterday’s issue we accidentally wrote “Julie Gallant” in place of every name in every article.