2Last week this publication announced it was moving New York to Chicago. That statement was incorrect. It should have read "moving from New York to Chicago." Moving New York to Chicago would be impossible, and plus everybody would hate it. The Onion regrets the error.
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Last Tuesday, The Onion accidentally printed a photo of a nun feeding an apple to a horse everywhere a photo belonged.
The Birthday Girl
An article yesterday repeatedly referred to Hillary Clinton as “the birthday girl.” This was unprofessional and entirely inaccurate.
We're So Sorry
The Onion apologizes for its failure to meet the oh-so-high editorial standards of a genius such as yourself.
