Last week this publication announced it was moving New York to Chicago. That statement was incorrect. It should have read "moving from New York to Chicago." Moving New York to Chicago would be impossible, and plus everybody would hate it. The Onion regrets the error.
A recent correction claimed that The Onion regretted an error when, in fact, it took secret pleasure in the error.
In last Saturday’s Travel section, the compass rose on the treasure map was askew. The Onion regrets the error.
Last Tuesday, The Onion accidentally printed a photo of a nun feeding an apple to a horse everywhere a photo belonged.