Last week this publication announced it was moving New York to Chicago. That statement was incorrect. It should have read "moving from New York to Chicago." Moving New York to Chicago would be impossible, and plus everybody would hate it. The Onion regrets the error.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.