Last Night's Live Coverage Of The 2013 NFL Draft
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@OnionSports wasted its time on the first round of the NFL Draft so you didn't have to.
Welcome to Onion Sports’ live coverage of the annual NFL Rookie Crapshoot
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BREAKING: Andy Reid Trades First Overall Pick For Bite Of Bacon Double Cheeseburger onion.com/14TJOp6#NFLDraft
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Roger Goodell has walked on stage to a chorus of boos from fans, players, and his family #NFLDraft
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Roger Goodell greeting every player on stage with customary hug and gentle kiss on the neck #NFLDraft
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Kansas City Chiefs really wishing they hadn't waited until last minute to choose number one pick #NFLDraft
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Left tackle Eric Fisher already getting annoyed by Roger Goodell's 'Bust' chant #NFLDraft
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Eric Fisher currently only human being in country wearing Chiefs cap #NFLDraft
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Sources: New Jaguar Luke Joeckel just whispered 'Kill me' while embracing Commissioner Goodell #NFLDraft
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The bumbling Raiders accidentally traded up into the 7th round of the 2012 NFL Draft #NFLDraft
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Dion Jordan is just too skinny, report nation's moms #NFLDraft
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Controversial Pick As Cleveland Browns Select Dzhokhar Tsarnaev From UMass Dartmouth | More #NFLDraft Coverage onion.com/Vi94gt
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Woody Allen In Line To Hug Jonathan Cooper For Some Reason #NFLDraft
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4 Bags Of Cocaine Currently In Michael Irvin's Jacket Pocket #NFLDraft
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NFL Network Footage Reveals Deion Sanders Should Not Be Conducting Interviews #NFLDraft
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Dee Milliner Joins In With Obnoxious Jets Fans By Booing Jets #NFLDraft
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San Diego Now Has 9 Minutes That You'll Never Get Back Left On Clock #NFLDraft
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Joe Namath Blown By 8 Rockettes So Far #NFLDraft
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Jets Back On The Clock, Have 10 Minutes To Determine How To Completely Fuck Up Their Pick #NFLDraft
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Berman, Gruden, Kiper Clearly Watching Heat Game Offscreen #NFLDraft
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Raiders Excited About New Dead Draft Pick #NFLDraft
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Sources: Bills Want To Move Up To Select TMU's JD McCoy #NFLDraft
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UPDATE: Drunken Joe Namath Removed From Radio City Music Hall By NFL Security #NFLDraft
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Roger Goodell Announces Geno Smith Sucks And No One Should Draft Him #NFLDraft
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Deion Sanders, Marshall Faulk, Rich Eisen, Michael Irvin All Talking At Same Time For Past Hour #NFLDraft
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Saints Pick Kenny Vaccaro Whispers 'I've Murdered 3 Women' Into Roger Goodell's Ear #NFLDraft
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Roger Goodell: Crucifictorius To Play This Year's Super Bowl Halftime Show #NFLDraft
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Bills Fans Actually Excited About Former Backup For Christian Ponder #NFLDraft
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James Harrison Bursts Onto Stage, Disembowels Jarvis Jones #NFLDraft
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Manti Te'o Only Draft Attendee Sitting In Metropolitan Opera House #NFLDraft
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Ben Roethlisberger Pulls Out To Check Who Steelers Drafted In First Round #NFLDraft
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Mel Kiper Jr. Caught Checking Out Draft Prospect's Penis On Highlight Reel #NFLDraft
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Roger Goodell Fines Military Representatives For Uniform Violations #NFLDraft
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Indianapolis Colts: 'You Know What, Fuck It, We're Drafting Academy Award Winner Jack Nicholson' #NFLDraft
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Jesus Christ, Fine, 'The Onion' Drafts Geno Smith With 27th Pick In #NFLDraft
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Homeless Man Slaps Geno Smith In Face #NFLDraft
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Geno Smith Thrown Away By Custodian #NFLDraft
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One Gunshot Heard Outside Radio City Music Hall #GenoSmith#NFLDraft
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OSN ANALYSIS: NFL Ties All-Time Record Of 32 Picks In Tonight’s First Round #NFLDraft
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