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    Last Night's Live Coverage Of The 2013 NFL Draft 

    Twitter Update • sports • NFL Football • ISSUE 49•17 • Apr 26, 2013
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    Last Night's Live Coverage Of The 2013 NFL Draft 

    @OnionSports wasted its time on the first round of the NFL Draft so you didn't have to.

    Welcome to Onion Sports’ live coverage of the annual NFL Rookie Crapshoot

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 25, 2013

    BREAKING: Andy Reid Trades First Overall Pick For Bite Of Bacon Double Cheeseburger onion.com/14TJOp6#NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Roger Goodell has walked on stage to a chorus of boos from fans, players, and his family #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Roger Goodell greeting every player on stage with customary hug and gentle kiss on the neck #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Kansas City Chiefs really wishing they hadn't waited until last minute to choose number one pick #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Left tackle Eric Fisher already getting annoyed by Roger Goodell's 'Bust' chant #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Eric Fisher currently only human being in country wearing Chiefs cap #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Sources: New Jaguar Luke Joeckel just whispered 'Kill me' while embracing Commissioner Goodell #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    The bumbling Raiders accidentally traded up into the 7th round of the 2012 NFL Draft #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Dion Jordan is just too skinny, report nation's moms #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Controversial Pick As Cleveland Browns Select Dzhokhar Tsarnaev From UMass Dartmouth | More #NFLDraft Coverage onion.com/Vi94gt

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Woody Allen In Line To Hug Jonathan Cooper For Some Reason #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    4 Bags Of Cocaine Currently In Michael Irvin's Jacket Pocket #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    NFL Network Footage Reveals Deion Sanders Should Not Be Conducting Interviews #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Dee Milliner Joins In With Obnoxious Jets Fans By Booing Jets #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    San Diego Now Has 9 Minutes That You'll Never Get Back Left On Clock #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Joe Namath Blown By 8 Rockettes So Far #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Jets Back On The Clock, Have 10 Minutes To Determine How To Completely Fuck Up Their Pick #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Berman, Gruden, Kiper Clearly Watching Heat Game Offscreen #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Raiders Excited About New Dead Draft Pick #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Sources: Bills Want To Move Up To Select TMU's JD McCoy #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    UPDATE: Drunken Joe Namath Removed From Radio City Music Hall By NFL Security #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Roger Goodell Announces Geno Smith Sucks And No One Should Draft Him #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Deion Sanders, Marshall Faulk, Rich Eisen, Michael Irvin All Talking At Same Time For Past Hour #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Saints Pick Kenny Vaccaro Whispers 'I've Murdered 3 Women' Into Roger Goodell's Ear #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Roger Goodell: Crucifictorius To Play This Year's Super Bowl Halftime Show #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Bills Fans Actually Excited About Former Backup For Christian Ponder #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    James Harrison Bursts Onto Stage, Disembowels Jarvis Jones #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Manti Te'o Only Draft Attendee Sitting In Metropolitan Opera House #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Ben Roethlisberger Pulls Out To Check Who Steelers Drafted In First Round #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Mel Kiper Jr. Caught Checking Out Draft Prospect's Penis On Highlight Reel #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Roger Goodell Fines Military Representatives For Uniform Violations #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Indianapolis Colts: 'You Know What, Fuck It, We're Drafting Academy Award Winner Jack Nicholson' #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Jesus Christ, Fine, 'The Onion' Drafts Geno Smith With 27th Pick In #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Homeless Man Slaps Geno Smith In Face #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    Geno Smith Thrown Away By Custodian #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    One Gunshot Heard Outside Radio City Music Hall #GenoSmith#NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

    OSN ANALYSIS: NFL Ties All-Time Record Of 32 Picks In Tonight’s First Round #NFLDraft

    — Onion Sports Network (@OnionSports) April 26, 2013

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