Onion Sports presents its winners and losers from the 11th week of the NFL season:

Winners

  • Denver Broncos: Improved to 9-1 after beating some shitty team
  • Matt Ryan: Has a job
  • Jacksonville Jaguars: Just six games left

Losers

  • Houston Texans: Are now another game closer to killing Gary Kubiak
  • Josh McCown: After his second victory in a row, the Bears’ backup QB is going to be replaced by Jay Cutler at some point
  • Kansas City Chiefs: Finally suffered their first of two losses against the Broncos this season