Nintendo Introduces New 'Vitality Sensor'

At the Electronic Entertainment Expo, Nintendo unveiled the Wii Vitality Sensor, a device that attaches to your finger and, according to the manufacturer, promotes relaxation as it creates a visual representation of your "inner world." What do you think?

  • “If Nintendo wants me to relax with something that attaches to my finger, they’d better start making cigarettes.””

    Alex Franklin –
    Notch Grinder

  • “How inner? I don't think revisiting that uncomfortable 15 minutes out behind the Dairy Queen in 1982 is going to help me relax.”

    Jon Thannum –
    Quality Control Tester

  • “If there’s anything our nation's video gamers need to learn, it’s how to take a little time for themselves and unwind.”

    Kelly LaRocco –
    Traffic Technician

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