American Voices

No Charges For Rove

June 15, 2006 | ISSUE 42•24

Special Prosecutor Patrick Fitzgerald informed Karl Rove that he will not face charges over his role in the outing of a CIA agent Valerie Plame. What do you think?

  • It's a shame. Rove had written a very moving, eloquent pardon for the president to sign.

    Jerome McNamara
    Brick Layer

  • So, leaking a CIA agent's name is legal now? Ha, ha! Sucks to be you, Middle East counter-terrorism operative Marlon Taylor!

    Kyle Modjeski
    Manicurist

  • Finally, Karl Rove can get back to work. The White House Brita really needs a new filter, and the lawn hasn't been mowed in God knows how long.

    Alice Verne
    Video Store Clerk

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