0LOS ANGELES–With the historic final episode of CBS' Family Matters less than one week away, across the country, speculation is not running wild as to how the long-running series will end. "It seems like everywhere you go, people aren't talking about what's going to happen on the last episode of Family Matters," said Erie, PA, resident Laurie Dugan, one of an estimated 250 million Americans not planning to tune into CBS this Friday at 8 p.m. EST. "Jaleel White and Reginald VelJohnson have not crossed my mind at all this week." Friday's show is expected to be the least-watched series finale since last year's final episode of Ink.
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