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Wal-Mart Greeter At Death's Door
10.07.97 | ISSUE 32•10
Billionaire CEO Donates Rat's Ass To World's Poor
09.30.97 | ISSUE 32•09
God Names Rightful Owner Of West Bank
Girl You Could've Slept With Pretty Successful Now
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Heroic Pit Bull Journeys 2,000 Miles To Attack Owner
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Only Two Segways In Town Collide
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