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North Dakota Not Heard From In 48 Hours

December 9, 1997 | ISSUE 32•18

MIDWEST—Neighboring states are growing increasingly worried about North Dakota after not hearing from the state for 48 hours. "North Dakota tends to keep to itself," a visibly concerned Minnesota said. "But two days without a word just doesn’t seem right: I just hope nothing bad has happened."

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