American Voices

North Korea Nuke Test

October 10, 2006 | ISSUE 42•40

North Korea reportedly tested a nuclear bomb early Monday morning. What do you think?

  • To me the bomb isn't as troubling as the giant catapult they're constructing to fling it."

    Arnold Velmeir
    Store Manager

  • I don't know why, with all the sanctions we imposed on them, no one thought to cut off their access to uranium and fuel rods.

    Amanda Cooper
    Life Coach

  • Are you sure it wasn't just Underground Independence Day in North Korea?

    Jeff Andrews
    Bodyguard

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