North Korean Nukes

American VoicesWorld ISSUE 38•40 Oct 30, 2002

Last week, it was revealed that North Korea has secretly been pursuing a nuclear-weapons program. What do you think?

  • “While it appears that North Korea may indeed have The Bomb, it remains unclear whether they have The Food.”

    Gene Franke –
    Systems
    Analyst

  • “My remarks on this matter will be brief, as the only stereotype I know of Koreans is that they eat dogs.”

    Valerie Schmidt –
    Florist

  • “I just pray that this does not interfere with the Koreans' important work animating The Simpsons.”

    Christopher
    Sims –
    Lawyer

  • “Don't worry: It's probably just a bootleg bomb that won't work anyway.”

    Bill Cullums –
    Delivery Driver

  • “This news really burns me up. In fact, it vaporizes me into my component subatomic particles, leaving the soil around me lifeless and radioactive for millennia.”

    Marcia Martz –
    Homemaker

  • “North Korea may have a few nukes, but we have more than 12,000. That should make everyone feel safer.”

    Eddie Rutt –
    Cashier