North Korean Nukes
0Last week, it was revealed that North Korea has secretly been pursuing a nuclear-weapons program. What do you think?
“While it appears that North Korea may indeed have The Bomb, it remains unclear whether they have The Food.”
Gene Franke –
Systems
Analyst“My remarks on this matter will be brief, as the only stereotype I know of Koreans is that they eat dogs.”
Valerie Schmidt –
Florist“I just pray that this does not interfere with the Koreans' important work animating The Simpsons.”
Christopher
Sims –
Lawyer“Don't worry: It's probably just a bootleg bomb that won't work anyway.”
Bill Cullums –
Delivery Driver“This news really burns me up. In fact, it vaporizes me into my component subatomic particles, leaving the soil around me lifeless and radioactive for millennia.”
Marcia Martz –
Homemaker“North Korea may have a few nukes, but we have more than 12,000. That should make everyone feel safer.”
Eddie Rutt –
Cashier
