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    Nostalgia

    Slideshow • Local • ISSUE 46•28 • Jul 13, 2010
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    • Historic ‘Blockbuster’ Store Offers Glimpse Of How Movies Were Rented In The Past

      The Blockbuster Video Living Museum offers tourists a glimpse of how Americans rented movies in the days before Netflix and iTunes.
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    • That 'Full House' Episode Where They Meet The Beach Boys Is On Tomorrow At 3 P.M.

      WASHINGTON, DC —Officials have advised all Americans to remain indoors, huddle close with their loved ones, and stay completely silent unless it's a commercial.
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    • Deterioration Of Bauhaus T-Shirt Symbolizes End Of Era For Local Man

      SOUTHFIELD, MI—Sadness, loss and the dull ache of acceptance were just some of the feelings experienced by 29-year-old suburban homeowner and father-to-be Jeff Struck Monday after unearthing a deteriorated Bauhaus T-shirt from his fondly remembered college days.
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    • Retro-Crazed German Youths Invade Poland

      WARSAW—Upset that there are never any world wars anymore, German teens embarked on a nostalgia-driven military assault.
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    • Next Tarantino Movie An Homage To Beloved Tarantino Movies Of Director's Youth

      MADRID—"I've been a Tarantino fan for as long as I can remember," said Tarantino, who repeatedly referred to his hero as "The Master." "We're talking about the quintessential writer-director of our time."
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    • Everyone Still Remembers Time You Threw Up In 5th Grade

      CHICAGO—""Oh, yeah, definitely. The kid who barfed all over his desk," said a former fifth-grade classmate of yours, who can still instantly recall the disgusting guttural sound you made moments before becoming ill. "Of course I remember."
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    • U.S. Troops In Iraq Excited To Finally Return To Afghanistan

      BAGHDAD—Since the announcement, Military officials have noticed improved morale, with many soldiers looking forward to returning to the one place where they felt they truly belonged.
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    • Half Of 26-Year-Old's Memories Nintendo-Related

      BROOKLYN, NY—According to an fMRI of Philip Jenkins' brain during memory recall, his parietal lobe is activated equally for the words "mother" and "Banjo Kazooie."
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    • Some Old Man Still Churning Out Marmaduke

      MONTGOMERY, TX—
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    • George W. Bush Chuckles To Self Upon Thinking About How He Was President Of The United States For Almost A Decade

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