This immaculate two-story colonial that has a swimming pool and kitchen with brand-new stainless steel appliances isn’t for sale, but you are more than welcome to stop by and congratulate me on my amazing house. Reference #20014336
Not For Sale
Has radioactive decay tripped the mechanism that sends the hammer swinging, smashing the vial of poison and killing the cat that resides inside, or does the cat still live? Buy this house and find out!
Beautiful house in an upscale neighborhood with four bedrooms, modern kitchen, walk-in closets, and absolutely no bathrooms where vile, disgusting acts could be performed.
Walk in heavenly, pristine halls of alabaster with the Lord at your side. Slumber in gossamer bedding to the soothing strains of golden-voiced cherubim.