Novak Hits Pedestrian With Corvette
0Columnist Robert Novak struck a pedestrian while driving a black Corvette on Washington D.C.'s K Street, and had to be chased down by a bicyclist before he stopped. What do you think?
“Why is this news? I assume he does this every week.”
Nelly Petrachonis –
Systems Analyst“That pedestrian had better pray he didn't dent Novak's Corvette or else expect retaliation in an upcoming article.”
Eric Steuff –
Pilot“Who was the pedestrian? Or will we have to wait for Robert Novak to publicly reveal his identity?”
Evan Campo –
Camp Counselor
