American Voices

Novak Hits Pedestrian With Corvette

July 25, 2008 | ISSUE 44•30

Columnist Robert Novak struck a pedestrian while driving a black Corvette on Washington D.C.'s K Street, and had to be chased down by a bicyclist before he stopped. What do you think?

  • Why is this news? I assume he does this every week.

    Nelly Petrachonis
    Systems Analyst

  • That pedestrian had better pray he didn't dent Novak's Corvette or else expect retaliation in an upcoming article.

    Eric Steuff
    Pilot

  • Who was the pedestrian? Or will we have to wait for Robert Novak to publicly reveal his identity?

    Evan Campo
    Camp Counselor

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