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Charlton Heston's Gun Taken From His Cold, Dead Hands
04.07.08 | ISSUE 44•15
Michelangelo's David Updated
03.25.08 | ISSUE 44•13
Dunkin' Donuts/Baskin Robbins/Pizza Hut/Taco Bell/Long John Silver's Opens
03.18.08 | ISSUE 44•12
Baby Found On Doorstep Moved To Neighbor's Doorstep
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Rookie NASCAR Driver Gets Lost
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Breakup Letter Taped To Baby
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