American Voices

Nuke Secrets Found In Meth Lab

November 1, 2006 | ISSUE 42•44

Three flash drives from the Los Alamos nuclear facility were recently recovered during a meth raid. What do you think?

  • We should make it a general rule not to give classified items to individuals with holes in their cheeks.

    Diane Carlson
    Gallery Designer

  • The really sad part is that all three flash drives were filled with porn.

    Larry Hoover
    Systems Analyst

  • Let's just pray this war on drugs doesn't escalate.

    Irv Mancetti
    Groundskeeper

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