Nuke Secrets Found In Meth Lab

Three flash drives from the Los Alamos nuclear facility were recently recovered during a meth raid. What do you think?

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  “We should make it a general rule not to give classified items to individuals with holes in their cheeks.”

  Diane Carlson –
  Gallery Designer

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  “The really sad part is that all three flash drives were filled with porn.”

  Larry Hoover –
  Systems Analyst

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  “Let's just pray this war on drugs doesn't escalate.”

  Irv Mancetti –
  Groundskeeper