August 30, 2000
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Magical Girlfriend Transmutes Guilt Into Precious Stones
08.30.00 | ISSUE 36•30
Nursing-Home Resident Receives $5.25 Worth Of Care Per Hour
08.23.00 | ISSUE 36•29
Area Man Has Asshole, Old Navy Written All Over Him
Old El Paso Introduces Emergency Taco Kit
08.27.03 | ISSUE 39•33
Local News Anchor Happy As Hell, Going To Take It For Long, Long Time
08.19.98 | ISSUE 34•03
McCain Tucks Extra Neck Skin Into Collar
10.28.08 | ISSUE 44•44
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