Obama Reelected President

President Barack Obama was reelected Tuesday, defeating Republican challenger Mitt Romney in a closely contested race. What do you think?

  • “Obama won? What was the point of all those voter ID laws, then?”

    Murphy Chang –
    Lens Assorter

  • “Looks like Uncle Sam’s picking up the tab on my abortion after all!”

    Faith Fidler –
    Carpenter Apprentice

  • “I can’t believe I have to spend another four years looking at Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood’s face.”

    Brendan Bowie –
    Wire Editor

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