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Obama To Close Guantanamo

January 19, 2009 | ISSUE 45•04

President-elect Barack Obama is planning to issue an executive order to close the detention facility at Guantanamo Bay on his first day in office. What do you think?

  • I thought he would spend his first day in the White House running around the place like John Goodman in King Ralph.

    Chris Holcomb
    Systems Analyst

  • Is that really what he should be worrying about on his first day in a new house? Shouldn't he be looking over carpet swatches, or something?

    Pam Cannuccairi
    Budget Assistant

  • This move appears to be a dramatic break that contradicts and even invalidates much of the previous administration’s foreign policy agenda.

    Wesley Illades
    Operations Shift Supervisor

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