Obama Will Not Preempt Football

American Voices • Opinion • ISSUE 47•36 • Sep 6, 2011

President Obama promised that Thursday's jobs address to Congress would not conflict with the NFL season opener between Green Bay and New Orleans. What do you think?

“So, in terms of the most powerful branches of government, it now goes legislative, sporting, judicial, and executive?”
Keith Harkness –
Log Scaler
“Think of all the jobs he’s sustaining in the beer-drinking, snack-eating, and obscenity-hurling sectors!”
Sarah Peth –
Weight Analyst
“This seems sort of pointless. Doesn't everyone in Congress have a job?”
Marty Lake –
Mold Filler

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