Obese Boy Scouts Banned From National Jamboree
Boy Scouts were required to undergo a body mass index screening to attend this week’s National Scout Jamboree, with the most obese being barred from the 10-day gathering, which features such physical activities as hiking, kayaking, and zip-lining. What do you think?
“Without question the most important civil rights case of the week.”
Gabrielle Pacheco –
Pulpwood Cutter“Screening? Can’t you just look at them and tell?”
Wolfgang Horan –
Milliner“I don’t know why anyone’s surprised. The National Scout Jamboree was, is, and always will be a glorified beauty contest.”
Leon Kekai –
Newscaster



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