American Voices

Obesity Rates Plateau

December 21, 2007 | ISSUE 44•01

Government health officials report that obesity rates in the United States have leveled off. What do you think?

  • I don't get it. Did we run out of food?

    Penelope LeBlanc
    Systems Analyst

  • I hope obesity rates don’t start actually decreasing. I’m barely considered attractive by comparison as it is.

    Gabe Clail
    Housepainter

  • At last, medical science has finally acknowledged the ‘big-boned’ phenomena.

    Keith Sherwood
    Watch Repairman

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