Octuplets Doing Well

American VoicesLocal ISSUE 45•05 Jan 30, 2009

The second set of octuplets born in the United States is doing well, with all reportedly breathing on their own. What do you think?

  • “Uh oh. Eight Aquariuses living under the same roof for the next 18 years—yikes.”

    Gina Lobell –
    Systems Analyst

  • “So does that mean that one is gay, three are below the poverty line, three have a bachelor's or associate's degree, and two are divorced?”

    Brent Kubesch –
    Demand Planner

  • “Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious! Aw, isn't that just precious!”

    Michael Carpenter –
    Manager of Assembly Operations

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