American Voices

Octuplet's Domicile Threatened By Foreclosure

February 20, 2009 | ISSUE 45•08

The home of Angela Suleman, mother to Nadya Suleman and grandmother to her 14 children, went into default earlier this month. What do you think?

  • It's okay. They can just live in her daughter's huge vagina.

    Pricilla Schaefer
    Systems Analyst

  • I guess buying enough mints to have on hand for 14 grandkids could conceivably put you in the poorhouse.

    Mario De La Rosa
    Attorney At Law

  • With those greedy bankers ready to step in and seize their beloved grandmother's home, the only option left is a baby bikini car wash.

    Greg Rubin
    Produce Manager

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