June 4, 2003
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U.S. Mint Employee Disciplined For Putting Own Face On Nickels
06.04.03 | ISSUE 39•21
McCain Gives Up JCPenney Catalog-Modeling Job
05.28.03 | ISSUE 39•20
Free-Thinking Cat Shits Outside The Box
Earthquake Kills 54 Rescue Workers' Weekend Plans
03.24.04 | ISSUE 40•12
Sports Banquet Ends In Trophy Fight
03.23.05 | ISSUE 41•12
Auction Won By Crab With $20 Stuck In Claw
04.28.09 | ISSUE 45•18
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