Last week The Onion published a photo of a man giving the evil eye. The Onion regrets not printing a Hand of Fatima on the opposite page to prevent you from losing all of your livestock, beauty, health, and offspring.
The Onion apologizes for leaving the drawbridge down overnight.
Last Wednesday, The Onion used the word “jaunt” well over 10 times in the article “Suspect Jaunts Off With Stolen Cash.” The Onion regrets leaning ...
Last Tuesday’s edition of The Onion was actually the October 1990 issue of Sports Illustrated For Kids.