American Voices

O.J. Confession Book Cancelled

November 21, 2006 | ISSUE 42•46

After stirring up a cloud of controversy, Fox and ReganBooks parent company News Corp cancelled both publication of the O.J. Simpson book If I Did It and a televised interview with Simpson. What do you think?

  • There go my stocking stuffers. What am I going to give to all my aunts and uncles, especially the ones who blatantly murdered their ex-wives?

    Frank Rabin
    Wedding Officiant

  • What does this mean for the future of Judith Regan's hypothetical memoir If I Tried To Crassly Exploit Tragedy, Here's How It Happened?

    Karen Stein
    Receptionist

  • Now that all this is cancelled, we might never see the conclusive proof we need that O.J. Simpson is the world's greatest crime-detail guesser.

    Oscar Mendoza
    Hat Blocker

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