Olbermann Abruptly Leaves MSNBC

American Voices • Entertainment • ISSUE 47•04 • Jan 25, 2011

Without any advance notice, MSNBC Countdown host Keith Olbermann announced during his program Friday that the show that night would be his last. What do you think?

“But the only way I'm able to access the news is through descending numerical order. This is terrible."”
Ben Barsocchini –
Egg Candler
“Olbermann left the way all my men have: abruptly and with no explanation, but with a lesbian to take care of my needs." ”
Christie Folsom –
Optical-Brightener Maker
“Fucking Leno."”
Jay Brallier –
Unemployed

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